- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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