"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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