How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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