What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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