There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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