- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

a blind man walks into a wall

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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