- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

The Morman Religion.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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