Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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