i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Gretta has five legs? -no

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

woman's rights

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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