Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Your Mum is soo fat.

woman's rights

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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