What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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