What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

the power to turn magnetism into light

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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