- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

hey guys im gay

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

whats brown and booky a book.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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