- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Donald Trump.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Oh s***

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Boner

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