- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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