- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What if I told you.....potatoe

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Democracy.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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