Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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