- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

What happened to my sunglasses?

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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