- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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