- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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