Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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hear hear

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Anti Joke

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