- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Knock, Knock Come in

Okay, after this one then...

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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