A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Barack Obama.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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When will Abe Vigoda be alive again? Never. There will never again be a time when Abe Vigoda will be alive. For example, Abe Vigoda will be dead for the entirety of the year 2038. He will continue to be dead if we move forward to the year 2091, and even if we keep jumping forward throughout history, stopping in the years 2250, 2871, and 3546, we will not land in an era when Abe Vigoda will be alive. Another way to look at this is to imagine Abe Vigoda had died in earlier years. Let's say he had died in 1902. Would he be alive today? The answer, sadly, is no. We get the same answer if we suppose Abe Vigoda had died in 1822, 1715, or ~ 85,200,000 BPE. To sum up, it is not precisely accurate to say that Abe Vigoda will be dead for a very long time. That implies a limit on the amount of time he will be dead. There is no limit.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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