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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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