- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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