- Anti Joke

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

My Boyfriend

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.