- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Wanna hear a joke? no

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Justin's life

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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