What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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