- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

if you don't like this you're gay

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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