Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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