- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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