Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Seven

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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