- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

why are black people so fast? because there black

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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