Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

An Asian person drove home safely.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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