- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

What do you call an arab ?

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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