- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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