- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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