Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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