What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Chlamydia

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Sloths

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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