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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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