Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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