- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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