- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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