A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Your gay

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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