- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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