- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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