- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

GOODBYE

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??