A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Illumati Confirmed

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

vote this down and i will DOX you

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org