- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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