What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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