- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

salad days!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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