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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

your brother so fine that hes skinney

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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