- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Justin beiber's penis

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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