What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Manchester City

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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