roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Caramel Boing.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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