- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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