Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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