how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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kathryn atkins

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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