- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

hi penis ham telephone

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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