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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Oh, right

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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