an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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autsim

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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