- Anti Joke

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.