- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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