- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

i killed my family

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Women's rights

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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