Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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