Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Nobody cares maddie!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Knock Knock No solicitors

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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