- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Once upon a time a was born

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Vaginal secretions

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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