- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

hey guys im gay

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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