The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Cancer

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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