- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

rent a cops

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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