A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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This is an anti- joke

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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