- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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