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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

LeBron in the fourth quarter

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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