- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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