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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

Penis-biter

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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