- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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