-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

I'm Polish.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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