- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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