- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Can anyone Lenin money?

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

I walk into a bar...

your mama's so fat... that's it

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

yolo your orange looks orange

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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