- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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