- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Girls Lacrosse.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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