Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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