- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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