- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Women's rights.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

5 people are walking

A fish swims up your penis...

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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