What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Poop

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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