Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Knock Knock? Come in.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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