- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Christ is a conspiracy

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Andoni was here

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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