- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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