A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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