What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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