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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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