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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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