- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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