Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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black people swimming

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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cory is gay

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Denard Robinson

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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