- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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