- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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