Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

joe diragi whacks off his dog

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Fat people

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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