- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

My parents died!

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Smelly Indians.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

When is a door not a door? Never.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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