How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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one stop shop

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Anti Joke

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