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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Anyone can post anything.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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