What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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