- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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