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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Roses are blue Colton is gay

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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