how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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