- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say? Im old

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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