Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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your face

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What's worse than this That :(

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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