how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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What do you call an arab ?

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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