- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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