- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What is 9+10? 19

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

A seal walks into a club.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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