Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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