A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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