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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Penis.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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