Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

your face

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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