- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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