- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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