Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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