Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Please ignore this statement.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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A man penetrates another man.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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women's rights.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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