Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Anti Joke

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