- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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