What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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