What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Anti Joke

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