Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Hello penis

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

asians have slitted eyes lol

If you have a stroke, call 000

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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